The Kickapoo is billed as “the crookedest river in the world,” but it seems more lazy than shifty in its duty of carrying water to the Wisconsin River. You just have to be patient as it leads you aimlessly around the valley in no particular hurry, like a window shopper without any money in his pocket.
And there’s plenty to look at. Every bend brings a new landscape, whether a tree-lined canopy through thick woodlots or a sun-drenched pasture that opens up a view of the surrounding bluffs. But keep your eye on business when turning the bend or approaching a deadfall; the current is deceivingly swift when you need to navigate quickly around an obstacle.
The stretch from Soldiers Grove to Wauzeka presents a lot of obstacles, good for those who like a challenge or don’t mind portaging around a logjam. For those less ambitious, the upper Kickapoo from Ontario down to LaFarge remains the most popular. Canoe outfitters located in and around Ontario are ready to serve your river needs, with trips ranging from two hours to two days.
I’ve canoed the Kickapoo several times over the last 30 years and never have been disappointed in the variety of placid experiences. My son and I canoed the Kickapoo a few years back and spent the day in slow mode. We stuck a paddle in the water when required, and conversed with cattle along the bank who returned a puzzled stare.
When a river town suddenly appeared around the bend, reminding us that civilization still exists, we’d pull up for a burger and beer. The pace of river towns matches the river – easygoing – and the people are friendly and the conversation lively.
For those looking for lodging and dining along the Kickapoo, there are quaint B&B’s and casual restaurants and bars. Check out our community pages for one that suits your taste.
For those looking for a day away from the fast pace of city life, the Kickapoo will make time just for you. Then again, time may just get lost between strokes of the paddle on a lazy afternoon.
Tell us, what’s your favorite stretch of the Kickapoo River?
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